Nikikutana na Wanawake Wenye Hii Tabia Daaaaahh!!!!

Huwa napata shida sana nikikutana na Wanawake wenye hii tabia...Unampenda Mwanamke kabisa from ur heart,unajipanga unampiga saundi..anakujibu,''How old are you kaka'' unamwambia am 29 years..utamsikia,''Oh my Ghosh,ur still a kid,mi nadate guys who are 45 years above...Wanajua kupenda,they are so caring,yaani nyie vijana mnasumbua sana''.Sio tunasumbua,anajua kabisa miaka 29 bado ndo unasaka hela,ndo umeanza maisha huna cha kumhonga,ukijitahidi sanaaa utampeleka shopping Karume na hiyo hela itakuuma kishenzi!

Anakuita Kid bila aibu wakati yeye ana miaka 23 tu halafu eti ana mahaba na jitu la miaka 47..Uongo mtupu!Ina maana mtu hawezi kupenda na kucare hadi afike miaka 45??Nyie semeni tu mnawalia timing coz mnajua mtu mwenye miaka 45 anakuwa ameshajipanga,amefanya kazi ana hela,unajifanya unampenda kumbe Parasite tu unataka kumnyonyoa mafao yake ya uzeeni,hamna hata aibu..Mnapenda sana vitu ready made,tengenezeni vya kwenu,ukiona mtu ana miaka 45 jua kuna Mwanamke mwenzio amefanya kazi kumfikisha hapo alipo,we unakuja unadandia tu,,,Kama kweli una mahaba tafuta mwanaume wako,panda nae daladala za Buguruni mrukie wote dirishani,msotee maisha kwa kutembelea TZ 11 hadi siku apate gari mfaidi wote halafu akifika miaka 45 uone kimwanamke cha IFM kinamsogelea eti hes caring uone inavyouma,utatamani umpige patasi ya kisogo...Gold diggers,waone kwanza,msione gesi mtwara mshaanza kuandamana!45years guy waiting for u student of 23 years,ina maana miaka yote hiyo alikuwa Stevie Wonder au??

By  Seth De Jesus Giovanni